Bob is the brown haired step child of Hydra-Zorb’s founder. He has been with the company through six presidential cycles. He is married with two boys. The older son thinks Bob’s favorite food is raw vegetables; the other son thinks it is hot dogs. His passion is music, and he figures himself a bit of a thespian, playing such diverse roles as an inner-city pimp and an elf on steroids. His knowledge of 70’s Rock and Roll never did earn him a slot on Jeopardy.